well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.
My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
that was smooth as fuck.
girls don’t like boys girls like accurate film adaptations of books
girls don’t want boys to like them girls want eva green and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
Could’ve said “hairrows” but you didn’t.